Simak Rekomendasi Kata-kata Sindiran untuk Mantan!

Redaksi ● 21 Oct 2026

Perpisahan dengan mantan pasangan memang bisa menjadi hal yang cukup dramatis, terlebih jika perpisahan tersebut dipicu dengan hal-hal kurang menyenangkan.

Meskipun merasa kecewa dan patah hati, kamu sebaiknya tidak terus-menerus merasa terpuruk usai kandasnya hubunganmu dengan si dia, Babes.

Kamu bisa perlahan-lahan bangkit untuk menemukan kebahagiaan baru, mengelilingi dirimu dengan orang-orang yang suportif, dan buang jauh-jauh semua hal yang mungkin mengingatkanmu dengan si mantan.

Selain itu, jika kamu memiliki tipe mantan pasangan yang cukup arogan dan menyebalkan, kamu bisa membalasnya dengan cara halus: menuliskan kata-kata sindiran untuk mantan tanpa harus 'ribut' dengannya, Babes~

Cosmo Babes, Simak Rekomendasi Kata-kata Sindiran untuk Mantan!

Kata-kata sindiran untuk mantan

Well, berikut ini Cosmo telah merangkum beberapa rekomendasi kata-kata sindiran untuk mantan yang bisa kamu tuliskan sebagai caption di unggahan media sosial atau sebagai balasan jika ia menghubungimu kembali.

Here you go, Dear~

1. “You look 100 percent better when I can't see you.”

2. “You were fake. I was great. Nothing personal.”

3. “Crying after a breakup — ain't no one got time for that.”

4. “Ex means thanks for the EXperience, our time has Expired, now Exit my life."

5. “Yes, I’m smiling but you’re not the reason anymore.”

6. “Do you get whiplash watching me surpass you in every way?”

7. “Taking your ex back is like going to a garage sale and buying back your own crap!”

8.  “You're not even worth the calories I burn talking to you.”

9. “Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.”

10. “What I like best about our relationship is you’re no longer in it.”

11. "When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point”. 

12. "You can’t start the next chapter if you keep re-reading the last one."

13. "When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say."

14. "It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more."

15. "R.I.P to the feelings that I had for you."

16. "That feeling you get when you run into your ex and you are looking your best."

17. "My ex? We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories."

18. "Never go back to an old love. Because it’s like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends"

19. "As soon as your ex sees you smiling, that the minute they want you back."

20. "If you’re Happy and you know it thank your ex!"